Ray Ray Breaks the Record

And who says movies are fake?? Jesus Shuttlesworth, after an unreal career, breaks Reggie Millers 3-points mark. I wonder if Denzel got out of prison because of it??

THIS Is How to Board a Train Motherfucker!

Doesn't the bitch know she's supposed to get a running start??

Video of the Year So Far

...i don't know what to say.... I'm still laughing....

8th Grader Takes Down Angry Birds

from afterdawn.com - After spending months atop the App Store top downloads list, Rovio's blockbuster smash hit 'Angry Birds' has been dethroned, by a physics game created by a 14-year-old.

'Bubble Ball,' created by middle schooler Robert Nay, is described in the iOS App Store (and now the Androif Market) as a "fun, new physics game."

In under a month, the game has seen over 2 million downloads in the iOS store and 100,000 in the Android Market, good enough to topple Angry Birds from its top spot in games.

Ok, let me get this straight. The number one selling game in the history of iTunes has been dethroned by a game made by an 8th grader!?!?! 14 years old?!?! What the fuck?? When I was in 8th grade I was thinking about how awesome Mase's Harlem World album was, and wondering what those awesome things were growing on all the girls chests. Not developing a "fun, physics" game for a generation of assholes who can't look up from their fucking phones to move out of your way on the street. I hope this kid becomes a millionaire and develops a coke problem at the age of 16. Fuck you kid, get a life. Don't keep these people around:

"Boobie" Trapped in Trash Chute

Just when you thought you've seen it all, Russia brings you more drunk classics. Apparently this lady had an arrest warrant out for breaking into the same building she got stuck in a few days earlier. I would love to know what happened to her that day. When she was breaking and entering, at what point did she get naked?? Did she think being naked would help her shimmy down that trash chute?? Maybe she was just breaking in to find some clothes. I dunno, Russians are weird. But then again, vodka makes people do crazy things. Like get naked and jump down a trash chute. The rescuers didn't seem like they were in a rush. Looks cold in there too.

na na na na na na na na BATMAN....3...new rumor

Lots of rumors have been swirling around about who the new villains in Christopher Nolan's newest Batman film, The Dark Knight Rises, are. I've heard everything from Joesph Gordon-Levitt playing the Riddler to Danny De Vito reprising his Penguin role, but it looks like we have an unofficial official announcement.

Catwoman is coming back and will be played by Anne Hathaway. I like her. She's one of the few good actresses left, and she has shown her tits in almost every movie, so that's cool.

I think only true comic book Batman fans know about Bane. From what I remember, he was the guy who ended Batman by breaking his back. I think he was made of rocks or some shit, I dunno. I wasn't into them, but I do remember my uncle buying me that issue and basically blowing his load talking about it. He will be played by Tom Hardy. Apparently he was in Inception and Layer Cake.

I don't know where Nolan is taking us, but could Batman really die in this?? I have a feeling that he is totally messing with us on this one, but I'm curious to see where the story goes. I'll keep you posted.

PS - Yes, Christian Bale is returning as the caped crusader. Whether that awful Batman voice of his is, we will see.

PPS - I still have that Bane issue. I wonder if it's worth any money....

thanks to merl